the first image is clearly catered for people who like their kittens dressed up
the second image meanwhile is for those who like their kitties on the more meaty side, not only is this extortion but it is also a danger to their health!!!!!! ]]>
im not sure if the above will work, but have added a link and if that doesn't work just go to youtube and type in fat cat into the search engine and watch any video of an obese cat.
i have modified the big butts song for singing pleasure whilst one watches a fat cat video:
I like big cats and I can not lie
You kittyphiles can't deny
That when a cat walks in with great big waist
And a round butt in your face
You get sprung
Wanna pull up tough
Cuz you notice that butt was stuffed
from the cat food hes been eating
I'm hooked and I can't stop laughing
Oh, kitty I wanna squeeze ya
And take your picture
My pals they tried to warn me
But that fat you got
Make Me so happy
Ooh, kitty so fat and furry
You say you wanna get in my sofa
Well use me to push you up fat kitty
I've seen them strugglin’
To hell with walkin’
he's Sweat,Wet, wont be going anywhere like a turbo jet
I'm tired of magazines
Saying skinny cats are the thing
Take the average neglectant owner and she’ll
say you gotta pack them fat
So Fellas (yeah) Fellas(yeah)
Has your cat got the fat (hell yeah)
Well shake it, shake it, shake it, shake it, shake that chubby cat
kitty got fat
btw i do not advocate the fattening up of cats, a cat should be a lean mean hunting killing machine in my personal opinion. obesity is bad regardless of species.
]]>Article V Relations Between Kitties and their Owners
1. Owners shall recognise the equality of all kitties under the Constitution as well as their individuality. Owners shall respect all aspects of their kitties and ensure to protect their integrity and safety.
2. In persuance of mutual cooperation, kitties and their owners should work together to carry out the tasks laid out by this constitution.
Owners shall take any appropriate measure to ensure the fulfilment of their obligations arising out of the constitution.
Owners shall facilitate the achievement of the Constitution's tasks and shall refrain from any measure which could jeopardise the attainment of the Constitution's objectives
3.For the purpose of this Article and all other Articles within this Constitution, an Owner will mean any persons in possession of a cat/kitten(s) either on a long term or short term basis. This includes cattery/animal shelter persons and vets.
Article VI Law and Legal Personality
1. The constititution shall be adopted as law by all kitties and their owners.
2. The constitution shall have legal personality
Article VII The Symbols of Kitty Rights
1.The anthem for Kitty Rights shall be "Eye of the Tiger" by Survivor.
2.The motto for Kitty Rights shall be: United in kittiosity!
Anyway after exams and before the holiday i will write part two of the constitution of kitty rights.
Haven't really made much attempt i must admit at finding the degraders of kitties on el neto. though i have acquired a mobile video of what could be considered rather dodgy as it features one of my dogs splashing water on his snipables in a paddling pool....we believe and hope he was just suffering from heat and not being an exhibitionist of sorts. Though it does make one wonder if there is doggy porn on the net that should be monitored. However that is another matter for another website.
anyhoo i shall be off but back soon. certainly i need to write part two of the constitution anyway before hols since the start of term is when i sell all my law books and for those with a legal brain you may have noticed that the constitution is based roughly on the lay out of "the treaty establishing a constitution for the european union" and without my EU law book the constitution would just be a total mess.
]]>Article II The Constitution's values:
This Constitution is founded on the values of respect for kitty dignity, freedom, democracy (though to be honest i've never understood politics speak), equality, the rule of law and kitty rights.
Article III The Constitution's Objectives:
1. To promote peace, its values and the well being of its Kitties.
2. To offer Kitties freedom, security and justice without boundaries from kitteophiles
3. For wages and royalties to be paid to kitties for their work and for privacy to be maintained when the Kitty wishes it so.
4. In its relations with the wider world, those supporting the Constitution shall shall uphold and promote its values and interests, and may contribute to helping out other creatures of pornographic abuse in achieving rights.
5. These objectives will be achieved by appropriate means though if necessary may consider otherwise (hehehe)
The ErotiCat Gallery
Features as well as your usual array of kitties....a sphinx cat...thats right a breed of kitty, who through no fault of their own is nekkid. now if you were nekkiD, would you really want it splashed all over the net, not only that but would you really want people seeing your privates as you can do on this sphinx? personally i would not, and whilst my pet kitty enjoys posing in sexy and alluring manners (he is after all the grand pimp daddy of our neighbourhood with a harem of female kitty tending to his needs), even he does not like his privates being viewed and many a time has he thrown an evil look at any perverted individual who attempts to watch or photograph him licking himself!!!!
Stop Kitty Porn!
this site is quite possibly the first of its kind and what i have to say is "damn right!!!!!!" however this is an extremism site and whilst photos taken without permission is wrong!!!! Very very wrong!!! The photography of kitties is not to banned entirely as sometimes all one is after is a picture of artistic merit or to remind themselves of family/loved ones. i will always ask my pet kitty if he is ok with it, if he miaows and starts to pose, it is to understood as a "yes" if he gives me evils and starts making grumbly noises or turns his back it is a definite no no. however i will ensure my damn hardest that his identity and privacy is secured, there will be no private parts and unless his pose is particularly artistic his face will be hidden!!!
kittyporn.org
This site is pure extortion!!! They are even making money out of our kitties by selling t-shirts!!!! This type of site should be boycotted, especially since there is no note of whether these photos were taken with permission, or if the kitties in question are receiving royalties from t-shirt sales, since they are what’s making the site so popular!
livenudecats.com
This works in the same style as kittyporn.org, only it is like reading hello magazine or some other equally nasty celeb mag designed for saddos with lives so pathetic they have to read about celebraties to feel any sense of self worth/value etc (yes i can be mean and v.v.v.v.v.v.v.v. opinionated) only unlike these magazines the celebs (i.e. the kitties) are not being paid!!! extortion!!! Im sorry but if you love your kittie and plan to expose him to the world like that, you should at least make sure he gets paid for his troubles. it should also be pointed out that these kitties are essentially being treated like slaves and that for their safety we should campaign for kitty rights, i shall design a treaty for kitty rights in my next post...it has been decided due to my sheer rage at these foul websites!!!!
in other news (i.e in this case for pals and chums) i should be starting biomedical sciences in october after deciding that if i continue studying law i will probably crack and go crazy and maybe even kill people because i hate my law degree that much and im much more comfortable with sciences i.e my favourite book as a young primary schooler was a medical encyclopedia!!!
]]>these issues of kitty porn are:
1. are these photos of our beloved feline friends artistic or mere exploitation?
2. by having such photos are we encouraging the increase of the sick ones known as kittyeophiles, who get off on the viewing of such material?
3. is there a way of having photos of our pets in silly (and if they were human -rood) positions whilst not compromising their innocence and safety?
all this and more as i think of them, so stay tuned!
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